windextor
according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.
dane cook: i’m telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that sh-t half way. always make sure its lined up. there’s no joke here, don’t do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this sh-t. what happens if you don’t line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a f-cking ghost came out of it?
ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!
Read Also:
- Windham, NY
windham, ny is a tiny ski resort area. off of exit 21 on the ny thruway, route 23 (basically the only way in and out of windham) reigns as the center of town. wealthy weekend regulars come from manhatten, long island, new jersey, and connecticut and usually own expensive trailside homes, condos in the enclave, […]
- Windsor Ballet
thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in windsor, ontario, canada. occasionally shortened to ballet. “be sure to bring fistfuls of u.s. dollar bills. we’re headed across the border to spend the evening at the windsor ballet.”
- Windswept
term referring to a person’s hair when they come inside after being outside during a gale/windy day. hair is all over on one side, person looks slightly confused and disoriented. emma- hey, did you see reece come in there? his hair’s so windswept!
- wine city
‘tag’ which applied to the area of greenock western scotland due to the large quant-ties of cheap fortified wine consumed there. things do change though should now be known as cider city or ned central ‘am frae the wine city an tha’, dyee waan’ a wee drap a wine?
- wino's dozen
a case of wine that is a few bottles short of 12 that case of wine was a wino’s dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. i wonder where the rest of them went?