Windmill Dick Slap


when you propel your man meat in a circular motion mimicking that of a helicopter or a windmill. when inertia has reached its apex one may exert their cosmic dong clock onto un-expecting objects and/or bystanders. perfected by w-lly nelson in the late 1980’s, this of course inspiring his h-t single “whip that sausage right round.”
slappee: why does my head hurt?

slapper: well my good sir, due to the omega windmill d-ck slap i had bestowed onto your forehead, you had slipped into a coma for 27 years 36 days only to be awoken by yet another windmill d-ck slap to your forehead. and that my friend is why your head hurts.

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