window lurker


a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.

a person who “window lurks” is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.

when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.

window lurking victims can often be “way cooler” than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.

window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.
i think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, i’m going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.

as a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.

i’m busy now, but i’ll go window lurking later.

n-body has i clue i was window lurking them all week long. i am such a good window lurker.

Read Also:

  • winesababy

    someone that always needs to be the center of attention and when they are not, they get extremely depressed and whine. why don’t you stop pouting, you winesababy

  • wingebot

    a person or particularly a child who constantly moans and seems unable to stop that wean is a total wingebot

  • waterfall

    a smoking device similar to a gravity bong. it involves taking a 20oz bottle and burning a small hole at the bottom. then attaching a bowl-piece to the cap. one fills the bottle with water (using a thumb to plug the hole), attaches the cap/bowl-piece, lights the substance, and releases their thumb. the water uses […]

  • Winking Pussy

    the involuntary spasm of a p-ssy when any object attempts to penetrate it. i broke up with a girl because she had a winking p-ssy.

  • Winnipuhp

    this one is easy as pie. this is a puhp, please see the definitions, that resides, or has resided in winnipeg. another chapter of the powderkeg enterprises….we are whatever the eff you want us to be and more. but mostly, we are creators of the word ‘puhp’ and all of its variations. mjb, and the […]


Disclaimer: window lurker definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.