Windsor Wind Tunnel
when a man farts into a girl’s b-tt causing the “wind” to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy’s -ss for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.
this is often done in windsor (canadian city right outside of detroit, mi) as everything in canada is -ss backwards and dirty…
i don’t know whether this girl i met ate a pig’s -ss for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a windsor wind tunnel from some dude…her breath is nasty!
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