windy miller
== the legend ==
the andrew miller(windy for short) has several different moods.
== history ==
andrew miller came to ‘planet earth’ in 1484 bc, and was raised by a family of chickens. mr chicken, also known as steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, mrs chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== appearance ==
he has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like shrek.
== diet ==
breakfast: flaky pastry, topped with jamaica’s finest seasoned bird feed.
lunch: peanut b-tter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
dinner: mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
supper: a twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
snacks: bird feed, golden syrup.
other: meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== favourite things ==
favourite film: chicken run
anyone bald and works in a libary is windy miller
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