wine enema


a quick way to get drunk. since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the -n-s and squeeze. voila. who needs the calories of imbibing.
last night shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn’t feel like drinking. so, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her -n-s, and squeezed.
the act of inserting a bottle of wine into the -n-s and getting into a position that would allow the wine to pour out of the bottle. this act is often performed by vagrants.
dude, i saw a guy in the alley the other day doing a hand stand with a bottle sticking out of his -ss. he said “f-ck off, im giving myself a wine enema!!!!” it was awesome.

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