Wingage


an effort made by a good friend to suss out a crowd and find a potential score for a mate(hook). the person taking care of the wingage needs to make sure that the potential score (bait) has all the right criteria – this should be previously discussed and agreed upon before the wingage mission begins. this person is also to nod in agreement to all the baits wonderful perceptions of the hook – so that all goes down well (line and sinker) the code word to abort the wingage mission is no fish.

note: the criteria is bound to be a little more complex for a woman than for a man. please don’t let this dissuade you from being a ‘wingage’ partner for your girlfriends.
i went out last night and offered some superb wingage to my friend lee, he did the walk of ‘i am a god’ this morning.

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