wings
alternative to wheels, aka a guy’s ability to talk to women (with success of course).
coined by cs & mh on july 22nd, 2010.
dude, that guy has such big wings – he gets all the girls.
to ace an exam you didn’t prepare for.
dude, i winged that pathophysiology exam.
a phrase you use to describe someone who is annoying/uncool/dumb.
yo kid, you a wing!
a system of rating s-xual activity. the following colours are commonly used.
pink – s-x with a white person
black – s-x with a black person
white – s-x with a virgin
red – s-x with a woman who is having her period
brown – -n-l s-x
green – s-x with someone who has an std
yellow – “watersports”
silver – s-x with an o.a.p
blue – s-x with a dead person
never aspire for blue wings!
wing : verb
to not try your hardest doing something; to try random things and hope you will suceed. usuallly because of low probability of trying hard and suceeding.
man, im just gonna wing it on the english test. i didnt study at all!
a system of rating s-xual experience. wings are awarded for certain acts (like in the air force etc.)
commonly:
white wings
brown wings
red wings
gold wings
contravercially also:
pink wings
purple wings
“what are you smiling about?”
“i got my pink wings last night…”
when you dont get a hair cut for a while and your sidies grow pretty long and they spread out like wings. this is perfect when you want to shake your head and feel your wings tickle you along with your m-ssive fringe. also see grommet. grommets are the first to have wings at school after a long summer session living at the beach.
james got his wings clipped when he went back to school, but nicks kept on growing.
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