Wink Wind


when you pucker your -ss so hard your -n-s looks like it’s winking cuz you’re trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.
did you see the look on danyell’s face? she looked so serious, and then it stunk….i think we’ve just experienced wink wind here.

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