Winky


a petname for a mans p-n-s
an example: captain winky
a p-n-s of any size.
stoplooking at my winky!just b/c we r in the locker room doesn’t mean this is a peep show!
a slang term meaning “p-n-s”. also spelled “winkie”.
man: have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plan and then it turns back again when you tug on its winky.

woman: ouuuuh, that’s dirty!
another word for a man’s p-n-s.
“argh you stood on my winky!” and “dude, you should see the size of my winky ;)”
nudists over the age of 29 usually develop tan lines under the crease of their b-tt. when standing still they cannot be seen, but when someone is walking away the untanned regions will flash in alternation.

the only tanlines she had were her winkies.
an overweight or jolly mans genetalia
that man in the showers at the ymca had some nerve jerkin his winky in front of us
annoying house elf also call the winkalotupus hoping from jock to jock
go do my dishes winky!

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