Winter Blanket


a relationship which starts after the labor day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the memorial day celebrations and sh-r- house rentals begin (although mentally the relationship will be over in march or whenever the beach house deadline date is). this relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. these wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. the girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
guy 1: wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
guy 2: yea, i need to get my life back together. i was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
guy 1: she was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.
a relationship which starts after the labor day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the memorial day celebrations and sh-r- house rentals begin (although mentally the relationship will be over in march or whenever the beach house deadline date is). this relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. these wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. the girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.
guy 1: wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
guy 2: yea, i need to get my life back together. i was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
guy 1: she was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

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