Wireless wingman
-coined by jed wilbanks on february 22nd, 2010. a single man’s friend who helps the single man hook up with women by giving him advice through the use of a bluetooth headset or other wireless device. very similar to a wingman, the catch here being, that the wingman is not physically present, but still available wirelessly for confidence and support for the single man.
single man-“ok, she’s sitting at the bar, drinking an appletini. what should i do?”
wireless wingman-“go up to her, and tell her that a pretty lady like her shouldn’t have to be drinking alone.”
single man-“alright, thanks man. you are awesome.”
wireless wingman-“yes, yes i am.”
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