Wisconsin 2 Step
a s-xual position invented in wisconsin where the female is climbing a ladder (most often that of a deer stand) and has her legs on 2 different steps. the man then approaches from behind and uses the ladder as leverage to create powerful and deep thrusts.
“we were on our way up to the stand and the b-tch said she was h-rny so i gave her the ol’ wisconsin 2 step”
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