Wisconsin Syndrome


inferiority complex displayed in an individual who immigrates from wisconsin to chicago and makes up for it by acting aloof, superior and/or self-righteous. this person might be considered the christopher columbus of culture. spending their lives convincing others that they’ve discovered thai food, woody allen “films”, banksy. this person may be disguised as a thrift store mannequin i.e. oversized non-prescription gl-sses, shoddily dyed hair, moth-eaten cardigans and brown fingertips from their newly acquired smoking habit. this person will be seen riding a “fixie” bicycle and drinking a pbr or if it’s payday a leinenkugel.
theresa and steve recently added an art installation to their loft after serving a dinner composed of lavender infused bamboo shoots. dinner conversation ranged from not sports to pitchfork.

theresa and steve display cl-ssic symptoms of wisconsin syndrome. you can find this ailment in the upcoming edition of the dsm.

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