Wisconsin Truffle Shake
a modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.
this includes:
1.taking a sh-t.
2.recieving oral f-ll-t–.
3.chain smoking a joint.
4.talking on the phone with the dean of science at harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.
5.playing cod.
6.sniffing a line off the girls t-té.
7.toeing a girl.
8.-n-lyzing einstein’s theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.drinking hat with jack daniels.
10.listening to bethoven no. 7 symphony, a minor.
11.double boges behind thou ears.
12.watching an educational tv program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
minister: as the minister of education i believe that we should modernize our s-xual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the wisconsin truffle shake.
gym teacher: i agree! we need to educate our children about the new modern culture. and how f-cked those wisconsin people are.
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