Wisconsin Woody


when you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. your d-ck gets even harder because her dad isn’t mad at you.
i was f-cking the sh-t out of gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my wisconsin woody kicked in.

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