Wisdom of the weed
when you catch a flash of “the big picture” during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. the saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can’t really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too – and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.
a p-ssing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of….
john: mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry….?
david: yeah well he does that sometimes, it’s just the wisdom of the weed.
mike (last night – thinking): la de dum, today is a happy day, it’s nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and i never noticed it was such a nice shade of red – look at that, it’s like that balloon in that german girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely i can’t be that old…and….omg! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish….etc etc etc….i’d better tell john so he can remember tomorrow when i don’t….
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