wisenheimer


someone always making feeble wisecracks, who laughs at his/her own jokes and is generally deserving of severe and painful punishment.
that guy is up there thinking we are all listening to his puerile cr-p, such a wisenheimer.
someone who makes smart aleck, sarcastic comments, often at inappropriate times and usually at someone else’s expense.
“don’t smart off to your mother, you little wisenheimer.”
a wise -ss, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the b-tt of the joke. wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.
youz a f’in wisenheimer and you’re gonna end up wit yer d-ck in yer mouth.

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