witty-watty
witty-watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.
the sound a midget’s b-lls make when he is masturbating.
“hey joey”
“yeah, bret?”
“look at that midget over by the trashcan~”
“holy cow, bret. he is getting his witty-watty on!”
“that is hot.”
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