Wittyish


that terrifying moment you realise you’re getting old and feel that to be ‘down with the kids’ is only possible with ‘wittyish’ comments.
“hey… nice sh-llfish rail card!….” you exclaim… feeing pretty wittyish….

“f-ck off grand dad” says the infant…

you recoil, return to your age demographic and try insansly to pretend the moment never occurs….you grumble about tax and youths then boil a nice cup of tea and enjoy some hobn-bs…. like the good old days.

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