wizards-sleeve
an extra large and cavernous minge.
as he began to sh-g her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.
when a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end
“her sn-tch is like a wizards sleeze”
a baggy f-nny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel
# see bucket f-nny
why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and p-ss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind
n. similie. a huge tw-t, akin to gandalf’s cloak in lord of the ring’s, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. see also clown’s pocket, welly top
“i nearly lost my head in her wizard’s sleeve”
a loose, wrinked v-g-n- resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical wizard’s cloak.
“i would date her but she’s a bit old for me. she could be hiding a wizard’s sleeve down there.”
term for a rather slack v-g-n-. (after childbirth, lots of s-xual partners etc)
i went out with this chick and she was great but she had a p-ssy like a wizards sleeve.
n, a particularly capacious ‘sausage wallet’.
‘i can’t feel a bl–dy thing. you must have a f-nny like a wizard’s sleeve.”
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