whilst you’re trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously c*ck blocking and giving you instant blue b*lls. they then post the resulting scene on facebook.
brah, did you smash dat peng sket?
nah me was wizz blocked and fraped.
- lose my squash
to completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) derived from of “out of my gourd.” dude, if trump says “locker room talk” one more time i’m going to lose my squash. if one more person asks me something they could google and find out i’m going […]
someone that can’t get into a relationship. she is uncuffable, always homie hopping.
- henry ying
a person who’s good at math. is your name henry ying? yes, and i scored 800 on sat math. of course.
stay at home vibrator. a vibrator women don’t carry with them either cause it’s too bulky to carry around, needs to be plugged in or the lack of need to use it outside home. q: are you planning to bring the vibrator on our camping trip? a: no, i’m sorry, it’s a sahv. it needs […]