wizz fizz dipstick
when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.
“hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?”
“yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night”
“didnt that hurt?”
“yeah but its the only way he would share.”
wizz fizz dipstick
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