woft
acronym for “waste of f-cking time”. very useful in the modern corporate environment.
that last meeting was a total woft.
the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your “gift” with others
i totally wofted my fart at you. enjoy!
the method of fanning away a smell.
shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards tyler.
warrant officer flight training, a us army program to produce mostly rotary wing aviators holding ranks between warrant officer 1 and chief warrant officer 5. it is conducted at ft. rucker, alabama.
james is going into woft at to become a us army helicopter pilot.
waste of f-cking time.
often used in reference to useless females.
“man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn’t finish the job. what a woft.”
woft. (verb)
technically it stands for : waste of freakin time = w.o.f.t.
used to describe someone who is a waste of freaking time or someone thats really annoying or repet-tively making stupid mistakes.
ugh that b—- is being such a woft
can she, like, stop, wofting the eff around?
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