Wogathon

a marathon (endurance test) like party in suburban melbourne, australia. a ‘wogathon’ generally lasts 5 to 6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a sat-rday/sunday night.

so instead of going and taking party drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south melbourne, wogs -ssemble at their mother’s house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.

the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..

generally no women under 60 attend wogathons

if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they’re obviously not just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are buff

if you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear black stretchy leggings and a top…

basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..
wog 1: “oi bro, wats goin’ on dis weekend?”
wog 2: “well, i got my cuz’s wedding on”
wog 1: “ooh bro, is that the hot one?”
wog 2: “yeh mate, she’s a sick b-tch.”
wog 1: “too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night.”
wog 2: “ohh sh-t bro, that sucks”

it’s a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their uncle’s shop
1 – “ey bro, wat we doin’ tonight?”
2 – “well the rave got busted for drugs”
1 – “wogathon..?” (he’s proposing an idea
2 – “oi bro, great idea.. let’s call all our fully sick relatives”
a race run by africans, most of whom are of ethnic minority.
” glangala ran the wogathon, because he was good at running, and he fitted under the catergory of ethnic minority”