Woktail


a combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. it is a c-cktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. a good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. fill remaining wok sp-ce with orange juice and enjoy.
what we gonna do with all this vodka n sh-t? woktail!
an event that occurs when you mix a room full of students dressed as alice in wonderland characters,enough alcohol to destroy a irishman’s liver, a wok, and plastic cups
-crashes and screams can be heard-
“dude, whats going on in there?”
“the queen of hearts is having a leathal woktail”

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