wolfbiker
a lifestyle.
wolfbiker can be used on many different levels. anytime you doubt yourself, just remind yourself that youre a wolfbiker. its like taking pcp without taking pcp.
say theres this girl/guy youve been crushing on. you like em, but are hesitant to approach them to ask them out on a rollerskating date, or out for some mini golf and a john cusack movie.
then your bff looks at you dead in the eye and says “wolfbiker, b-tch.”
at that moment, you reply “youre right. wolfbiker.”
then you take a deep breath and walk over to your crush and initiate conversation, winning their heart and living happily ever after.
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