wombadger
a hybrid cross between a badger (female) and a wombat (male).
the offspring have four legs and are quite short and stout. they dig burrows and can live anywhere that has food. they eat small rodents, maybe weasels. they have short but flat noses and have two small ears. they are black in colour with white markings on their faces. not to be confused with a womblebadger which sometimes wears a tartan outfit and lives on wimbledon common.
“oh god look at that badger!”
“noo! that’s a wombadger, a hybrid cross!”
“so a womble and a badger?”
“no! a wombat and a badger! voila, a wombadger!”
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