Wombies


more than one wombie; a group of wombies.

wombies are modified wombats, created to be the world’s best pets. they could be better drivers, however.
never let your wombies drive your car unless you have really good insurance.
the feeling of ultimate comfort achieved when one is all wrapped up in something a bit constricting and warm
today’s weather makes me want to go home and get all womby in my bed
room mates.
“hey wombie!”
“hey man, do the dishes!”
“anything you say wombie!”
“stop calling us wombies!”

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