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Won Mom

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• shoemenders

  something that’s a load of cr-p, not very good at all, derived from “cobblers” which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to “shoe” “see my car, that’s a load of shoemenders” “that film i saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders” wife: “do you like my new dress?” husband : “no its […]

• texas two scoop

  when you f-ck a girl in the -ss then the p-ssy and have her lick both “scoops” off. i know she would be down for the texas two scoop

• Textjaculation

  sending a text before you have finished due to excitement, distraction, dangerous texting speeds. “oh d-mn! i just had another textjaculation!” “what?” “i sent that text before finishing the directions to the apple store in portland, oregon.”

• Texto-visual

  a well-explained matter with loads of pictures to support it in order to instigate vivid imagination inside the cerebral hemisphere having more or less, the capacity to function like audio-visual. the book i read is so texto-visual, it took me to the heavens in my own country and back.

• whoppy chop

  the art of beating the sh-t out of someone person a: hey. silence person b: good thing bax isn’t here, she would have to whoppy chop him.

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