wonderbra
the bra that gives h-rny men false hope by giving flat-chested women impressive-looking br–sts and cleavage.
the reason they call it the wonderbra is because men wonder where the t-tties went when the bra comes off.
man’s greatest invention; it’s a breast-enhancing bra that lets small-breasted women look as though they’ve got an impressive rack.
all my friends think my girl’s got big cans, but she doesn’t…she’s just wearing a wonderbra to make her chest look bigger!
the source of ungifted women’s happiness, and false advertis-m-nt for men.
“nice rack, girl!”
“thanks…” ~removes bra~
“what the h-ll!? uh, gotta go!”
it’s called a wonder bra because once it’s removed you wonder where they went
a: she had a killer rack but when she took her wonder bra off, they were gone
b: that’s crazy man
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