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• colorful friend

  a friend (of either s-x) that you sometimes have s-x with. possibly when drunk or lonely, or both. she’s not my lover, she’s just a colorful friend

• counter clockwise umpa lumpa

  when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scr-t-m and rotates it counter clockwise. dam bridget powerz sucked the sh-t out of my sphincter last nigh sh-t just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

• country come to town

  when a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation “it looks like lula mae and bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own to-go cups. country come to town is always so tragic, don’t you think?”

• County-fair-it

  placing one’s hands behind one’s back – wrists crossed – and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest. “looks like you’re having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth susie; why don’t you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

• Courtesy praise

  this is handy when you strongly insult someone or make a biting comment about a mutual friend who’s not in the conversation. you might say something surprisingly harsh about them that you have to balance out to seem less aggressive and b-tchy.. insert the courtesy praise to even out the insult. this scenario normally happens […]

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