wongman
an asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.
chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars–he’s money with the ladies.
a wingwan when on the prowl for oriental chicks
wongman is a friend that takes care of the ugly fatty friend or other oriental friend who is with the oriental fitty (usually an 8 or a 9) you want to get with.
the wongman is also responsible for endorsing and elaborating on any cr-p you mention to the bird during the evening.
if you say you are a pilot your wongman is forced to back up that story and any other bullsh1t you tell the oriental fitty.
will was trying to pull a stunning vietnamese girl however her c-ck blocking friend was in the way. paul the wong man kindly stepped in and chatted up her ugly oriental friend mei – taking one for the team in the process. this allowed will to nail her friend.
a s-xual favor, usually of a deranged or dirty nature
that girl gives wild wongmans
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