wonkette


east coast slang for lesbian in general. not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. does not refer to a bis-xual woman, however.

see also wonk, galpal.
my new wonkette is sweet and isn’t afraid to try anything new.
a woman who appears to be a normal heteros-xual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. may also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(may be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

coined by dr. cliff redish of u.i. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as greek culture in the eastern united states has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
that ol’ wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. laura cussed me out and then just left.
a woman who appears to be a normal heteros-xual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. may also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(may be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

coined by dr. cliff redish of u.i. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as greek culture in the eastern united states has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
that ol’ wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. we are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
dianne and jenny went to a bar. they didn’t make a scene…they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
a washington, dc-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and dc-area issues. the blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

wonkette bills itself as “the dc gossip” who focuses on “politics for people with dirty minds.” it is edited by alex pareene.

topics often include: george w. bush, the bush twins, d-ck cheney, katherine “kitty” harris, iraq, conservatives, republicans, and of course, late night shots.

sample story headlines include: “new study proves ‘mentally ill voters’ love bush,” “barack hussein obama always plotting against us,” and “life with d-ck: suspicious fires, moving vans & more ‘hunting.'”
wonkette is the funniest blog ever! i’m going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the rss feed.
the bestest blogger in the whole world!
wonkette is awesome!

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