Wonky-eyed


having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

alternative meaning- seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.
that wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

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