woo-girl

a woo girl is one of those freshman college girls who runs with a pack of other freshman college girls. at 3:00 am on any given weekday morning she can be heard through a sliding gl-ss door, ten stories up, in five points in columbia, sc, (or possibly any other college town) drunk as a coot and yelling “woo!” over and over again and it wakes you up and makes you angry because you have to work in the morning or you have an 8:00 am cl-ss.
the college student was out of his mind and he failed his calculus test because he did not get enough sleep the night before; his sleep was interrupted by a woo girl.
a women usually between the ages of 18-24 who shows her excitement and fun that she is having with her friends by exalting with a “wooo” usually in unison with 4-5 other whoo girls
charlie- check out those woo girls over there
penny- ya you would think everything wasnt so awesome to them
*girls at the next table* free drinks!!! woooooooooo
the female version of a dude-bro;
dooney&burke wearing, always down to play beer pong, ugg boot tucked into victoria secret pink pants in public, fake nail/fake tan kind of girl that will most definitely put out at any party
known for their mating call which is a loud “woo!!!” whenever they have any amount of alcohol intake
“who wants to play beer pong?!”
collectively, “woo!!”
“hey, i found a penny”
collectively, “woo!!”

familiar woo-girl vernacular: “omg, i’m so drunk right now”
“i know right!?”
(n.) woo girl can also be a derogative term when used in context of single women over 35 who are coquettishly over-excited shouting woo at every moment or conversation they find amusing or t-tallating which most single women are nonplussed; or women who use online status to shamelessly write (in adolescent tone) about their woo woo moments, as it validates them. when used to refer to women over 35, conveys they are superficially fun and may be genuinely nice, yet lack depth and possess vapid, lonely personalities who have lived a unfulfilling adult life to date and thereby attempt to act as a newly minted college grad. unfortunately, they commit tmi in the process and overdo it with the woo wooing. as in the episode from “how i met your mother,” woo girls hide the fact they “cry in the shower…are secretly attracted to other women…wonders if they’ll be a mom” etc. may be a indirect way of attracting men who are social r-t-rds.
example 1 woo girl verbal: girl 1- “he’s hot, i gave eye contact and he looked my way.” woo girl and friends chime, “wooooo!!!! let’s take a drink!” (as its a victory, even though she has not gotten any digits from hot guy p-ssing by and sees him meeting with another woman later).
example 2 woo girl verbal: it’s my life and i ain’t gonna live forever.. wooooooo!!!
example 3 woo girl verbal: i got a discount at the restaurant with a coupon and saved 15%. wooooooooo!!!!!!
example 4 woo girl written: had a great day today. things are going my way this week!!!! wooooo!!!!
example 5 woo girl written: went shopping for unmentionables today at victoria’s secret wink wink wooooooooooooo!!!!!
woo-girls: first heard on “how i met your mother” accurately describes the type of “weekend warrior princess” who goes out in the company of several other woo girls. behavior is usually spotted by shouting “woo” whenever a. drinking shots, b. ordering another round of drinks, c. shouting at pedestrians while travelling, d. entering or leaving a club or bar, e. most notable when gathered in groups for bach-llorette parties surrounded by toys resembling male genitalia.
clothing is usually sparkly, makeup is overdone, and this type is usually in the 21-35 range. most herds will include at least one homely girl to make others look better by comparison.
woo-girl at a bach-llorette party orders a round of cherry bomb, red-headed sl-ts, or other hard to make shot that no one else has heard of, and when presented, the group will all shout ‘woo”!
woo girl will start shouting “woo” when finally being let into a club after waiting an hour behind the rope.
woo girl will lean out of car windows while intoxicated and shout “woo” at pedestrians on sidewalk.
a female, typically under the age of 30 who loves to publicly exhibit her armpits when excited in some way by pumping her fists into the air while shouting woo! (sometimes woo woo). whilst alcohol is a typical prequisite to becoming a woo girl, it is not required.
a gathering of woo-girls say, “hey, look at that hot guy ….. woo!” while pumping their fists high overhead
female equivalent of a “bro”. usually in a sorority. identifiable by exclaiming “wooooo!” in any environment where alcohol is consumed.
bro1: “hey bro, check out that chick at the bar.”
girl: “wooooooo!”
bro2: “oh dude, she’s a woo girl. buy her a shot!”
definition: a girl who has to say “woo!” to everything becasue thats as good as its gonna get for them at the moment. in reality they are sad and los
without woogirls, there would be no girls-gone-wild, body-glitter, etc.

i’m going to the bar to see if i can hook up with a woogirl