Wood Elemental


litterally the worst mtg card ever printed. ever.
nerd 1 “word up son im gonna cast this wood elemental”

nerd 2 “hahahahahaha f-ck me, i hope you got plenty of forests to tear up; you broke -ss for eyes”

nerd 1 “sh-t man, now ive had to tear up all my forests for this terrible card and im straight going to loose”

nerd 2 “man, what a f-cking horrible card”

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