wood plank wench
the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly s-xy. the epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named emily. one look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure h-rnyness.
josh: kevin, man that girl emily is such a wood plank wench.
kevin: true that. too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is p-ssy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
josh: don’t feel bad. you have rhonda!
kevin: that fat b-tch?
josh: yeah. she is gimpalicious
the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly s-xy. the epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named emily. one look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure h-rnyness.
josh: kevin, man that girl emily is such a wood plank wench.
kevin: true that. too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is p-ssy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.
josh: don’t feel bad. you have rhonda!
kevin: that fat b-tch?
josh: yeah. she is gimpalicious
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