are you fast, black, athletic, and/or stupid? oh, did you mean a woodbridge warrior? well you bet your silly irvine *ss it is! welcome to woodbridge high, the sc*m of iusd!
irvine schools are known for being asian, smart, and sh*t at any sport. for anything that doesn’t fit that category, it goes straight to the sh*thole: woodbridge high.
woodbridge also offers many ap cl*sses not seen at neighboring high school such as northwood or university high.
ap forkfighting (someone was stabbed by a fork at the school)
ap gang signs (everyone is ghetto af)
ap tattoo art (it’s not surprising how many people have tattoos there)
ap drug dealing (self-explanatory)
i think it is safe to say that this high school is the feeder school to many prestigious colleges such as asu, ivc, and occ! these are the harvards of the western united states!
woodbridge is known for their athletics, as they try hard in every sport. i mean, you would think it’s not much of an accomplishment to smash into anorexic asians and call it a game, but for the pea-sized minded woodbridge warrior, it’s a varsity letter!
northwood student: hey you have a 2.0 gpa! and you get into a lot of fists fights!
other northwood student: and?
northwood student: transfer to woodbridge high school!
a verb used to imply hardcore s*x with an individual. girl 1: d*mn girl, i see you had fun last night girl 2: mhmm b*tch. that n*gg* deontè delished my sh*t.
- the washington washingtons
the nfl team whose name is so racist you just call them this. the red…. i mean….. the washington washingtons are not going to the playoffs.
common decency megan, stop sleeping with all of my friends – have some condecency!
- secure the bag
it means you need to protect your weed by “securing the bag”. listen to “i got the keys” and it says it towards the end. po po are here,”secure the bag!”