wooden cudgel
a game played between two or more contestants.
rules:
1. enter a forest or wooded area
2. each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. the last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
arnold: “what happened to you!?”
davie: “fred and i were playing wooden cudgel.”
arnold: “what the f-ck is wooden cudgel?”
davie: “ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits… pause”
arnold: “ay yo!”
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