wooden pussy
derived from the italian: sei figa de legno – you’ve got a pole up your -rs-. (literally translates as you have a wooden p-ssy). a frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing s-x.
“don’t take any wooden p-ssy” that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie “the wanderers” by philip kaufman.
girl: that chick is hot.
guy: i guess, but she looks like she has a wooden p-ssy.
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- Woodka
a f-ggot., who tends to talk sh-t, but can’t back it up. usually tries to act like a bad-ss and think he’s big and tough, but it’s all just to cover up the fact that he has a tiny p-n-s. that kid is the biggest woodka i’ve ever seen!
- woofen 'em
another way of saying your bullsh-ttin girl:i made $500 today guy:man! your woofen ’em
- woolant
1) noun used when referring to a v-g-n- with an offensive scent. also known as a woolybooger. 2) term used to describe a person place or thing that resembles an unkempt sn-tch or behaves in a vajay like manner. “that girl’s woolant was unforgivable” “come on, sarah, don’t be a woolant.”
- woonder
an unfortunate scene/situation/scenario. an observation of an act of idiocy. see: gutted, unlucky, unfortunate “busted reached number 1 – woonder!”
- wordature
using a complete name as description instead of a more commonly used term. often used by technical support persons. “when i called tech support the rep used so much wordature i was overwhelmed with terminology.” “the email client i use is microsoft outlook 2003.” instead of “i use outlook for email.”