wooden spoon



a person can be referred to as a “wooden spoon” when he or she makes it their mission to stir sh*t left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.
john: hey, you seem to be quite upset. what’s going on?
jane: i’m furious. my sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won’t even talk to me.
john: nah, don’t worry about her. she’s just a wooden spoon. she’ll get what’s coming for her when people realise the truth.
the number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (though mainly of portuguese descent) the wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
no, mom! not the wooden spoon! no i promise i won’t throw anymore pipe bombs!
a situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. this is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns h*tting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. in actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is h*tting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.
want to play some wooden spoons?! lol
it is an erection ; or a b*n*r. usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
the boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have s*x through their bedroom window.
now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and p*ss a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced.
now for my theory of wooden spoons you may have heard a lot of criticism about this theory in the prees recently however i guarantee this is not just a tele marketing scheme it in fact is a big pair of knives. you take the knives and p*ss a current of electricity throught them and slice up 4 year old children this will also electrecute them as they are sliced

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