Woodham ctc


a school in the sh-tty town of newton aycliffe. over time people in this school have been stabbed, expelled for drug taking/dealing and herasment of teachers. the majority of students from this school grow up to be low level criminals or live life on benifits however in previous years the school has been very succseful in sports, with two professional goal keppers once attending the school and a very good american football team. also it has a rivalry with another newton aycliffe school greenfeild, these two schools always threaten to fight each other, but never do. in sumery this school is rubbish. the self locking doors make it feel like a prison some of the teachers are horrible basterds, that can bearly count to one, the school has no money so if you are thinking of sending a child to this to his school, you would be better of sending them to afganistan.
bob: when i grow up i want to be a doctor.
dave: really?
bob: no! i go to woodham ctc, i want to be a drug dealer!

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