Woodridge

to woodridge:
to steal shamelessly in front of the victims face.

originates from the suburb woodridge of logan in australia which contains sc-m…with mullets…that ask if you have a dollar.

see also cornubi
woodridger: mine you stupid m-f-
victim: come back her you stupid lil’ mullet–ss woodridging c-nt!
with the exeption of about 1500 sq feet, this 1 sq mile town is one big sh-thole. although it is a place of memories, from drinking in your car on the way to the parties, to playing pool football/baseball and your neighbors house. we had an actual stickball field til some d-ckhead tore the fence down and then that went away. u can get weed from most of the pizza places in town, and if cool enough with the delivery boys theyll even bring it to you. there is 5 pizza places all within about 1 minute of each other, and 3 of them taste the exact same. it was home to the greatest softball game of all time played by the 2004 graduating cl-ss with the wood-ridge all stars destroying the moonachie/transfer mutants in a 7 game series. although wood-ridge isnt all that, it isnt nearly as sh-tty as moonachie which is the town underneath. theres alot of wannabe thugs that pretend to sell drugs and say there from hard places but everyone knows there not. oh and it was homeplace to the best lil emo punk b-tch beating in the gym locker room of all time. well thats wood-ridge for you
i went down to moonachie and it smelt like sh-t so i went up to wood-ridge to get some pizza, beat down lil emo punks, and look at somebody that sold weed once and pretend to be pablo escobar. oh yeh and frankie muniz grew up here
where i’m from. people from outside bergen/hudson/p-ssaic counties constantly confuse it with woodbridge, which sucks because we’re maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the t-tle of “f-ggiest state governor in american history.” lots of little white emo kids, usually italian, irish, or polish with parents who grew up in hudson county or somewhere else nearby. also originally home to frankie muniz and that pigeon lady, but i think she’s supposed to move out by next year? far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper bergen county. solid middle and/or working cl-ss for the most part. the entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they’re putting a godd-mned strip mall with mini mcmansions and a middle school in there now.
wood-ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. wesmont sucks though, curtiss-wright was a great place to go get drunk and do sh-t.
a town that is unheard of. it contains white people who think they’re ghetto and emo. aka: posers. most of the kids in the high school are losers.
john: where do you go?
lauren: wood- ridge high school
john: oh, so you’re an emo wh-r-?
lauren: yes, that’s right. i can schedule you during my 20 minute lunch on wednesday. that’ll be $100.
clinging futilly…desperately… parasitically to economic life on the border of “scenic” sullivan county ny (aka dante allegeri’s missing tenth h-ll {look up dante’s inferno}), woodridge (or da wood) is an eerie, happy-go-undead little hovel of a few hundred people. at a happier, more prosperous point in time its inhabitants saw fit to cl-ssify their collective dwellings/buisinessess (such as they are/were) as an ” incorporated village”. the label stuck and was justified for a time(so i’m told), untill the local economy crashed (for reasons i won’t discuss) before i was born. not that it was a perfect place, but it had a few friendly, home-run buisinesses, visitors abound come summertime, as well as an abundance of vision and job opportunity and a halfway decent school system. there was in my childhood (and still is/are) now only three year-round privately owned and operated buisinesses in town (down from 7 or 8 and not including my father’s), so little communal activity that when you walk down the street you think you’re the only living person within a hundred miles… and good luck finding a steady job in woodridge, or (g-d help you) starting your own buisiness in anyththing other than cadavers/poisonous herbs/other basic components of necromantic spells. good. f-ckin’. luck. f-cking cesspool.
w-ngsta’- “it’s hardcore up in da wood (woodridge) y’all!”
me- “hahahaha no.”

p-sserby-“can i have the time?’
random woodridgian- “in exchange for ur immortal soul mwahahahaha!”
1 square mile located in new jersey. filled w/ white prppy people. then the poser emos. then the poser ghettos. then the real emo kids. about 5 of them. and then the real ghetto kids which none of them are directly from woodridge. mos likely moved from newark,jersey city,union city etc… then the sl-ts that f-ck in the bathroom and every 5 minute break we get from cl-sses, nd then blaze up in thu bathrooms every dumb-ss cl-ss we have. i just moved from there. i would know best :-] i have witnessed.
w1 – yo, i slit my wrists cause im emo.
w2 – f-ckin poser, yo.
w3 – dammit me nd w6789 only got 1 minute to f-ck this time. its been slowing down a bit. at least i got enough time to smoke 3 stoges. ay, i’m having specials today. bl-wj-bs only for $35 and a full lunch f-ck is $150 today. o0o and special discount on 69’s. only $15.
w1 – wow were all from wood-ridge. this sucks let me go pretend to slit my wrists
w2 – word yo. lemme blaze up.
1 sq mile of sh-t. filled with white people, a few smelly indians and some polskis. a really cool kid named tash lives there.
u from wood-ridge. tash the indian lives there.