woods porn

i live out in the boonies, and i may have an explanation for this phenomenon:hunting trips. a lot of times when a group of guys go out on a hunting trip, they will take advantage of the fact that theres no women around (wives, kids, etc.) and pick up/bring along some p-rn to look at and even trade (plus what else are you going to to do when you’re out in the woods with a bunch of guys for a couple days?) obivously they would only be packing magazines for this kinda of a trip. if you know some guys who usually go out on hunting trips, check out their hunting vehicle (usually an old beat up truck or van) and you’ll probably find a poorly concealed stack of p-rn mags. apparently its a pretty common occasion for this sort of thing; like a coming of age deal, or simply a way to trade p-rn between friends without worrying about possible scrutiny from the wimmins. woods p-rn is often a result of this activity, although sometimes its just from someone trying to get rid of their old stuff without risking their family finding it in the trash can. obviously its a lot less common nowadays, with the internet, and an overall more socially acceptable opinion of p-rn.
woods p-rn was the holy grail of youth
a p-rno magazine that is tucked away in the woods for the next generation of h-rny teenagers to find. it is known that the members of metal bands shadows fall and from autumn to ashes are great supporters of this. it’s also a fact that the internet is ruining woods p-rn.
person 1: omg, i found this penthouse mag in the woods dude!

person 2: -gets naked-

person 1: yes, woods p-rn is the best!!!