Woodser
an annual event held by uf law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.
“what’s the festering scab on your lip? is that herpes?”
“yeah. i went to woodser.”
a popular greek date function or mixer event. typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. it will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.
attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.
i took my sorost-tute girlfriend on the phi kappa tau woodser!
any of a group of friends that live in an apartment complex that has the word “woods” in the name.
“ben and bill are coming to the party tonight and bringing the rest of the woodsers with them.”
“the whole crowd from altawoods?”
“all execpt that bulldoober doctor.p”
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