Woogie Bear


a phrase referring to a person of african american descent. the term is not meant to be used in a racist way, but rather a secretive one. it is a revolutionary and confusing strategy used to discretely identify black people. woogie bears are very dangerous and will most likely react poorly if discovered. if attacked play dead. fortunately for you, woogies tend to feed on chicken and grape soda.
kanye west says, “george bush does not care about woogie bears!”

i feel like the only cracker among a sea full of woogie bears

get a job woogie bear!

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