wook

(a.k.a wooks) is when you would f-ck this or that. used when you’re talking to a friend and you don’t want the girl you’re talking about to hear, just use the word ‘wooks’.
me: oh man, look at that girls -ss!
you: i’d definitely wooks that! bruh.
noun or adjective. a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually “hippie music”) parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don’t lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and “gooving” to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!
my friend’s older brother is a sneaky wook.
a wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. they’re generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as appalachian state university) and dependent on an income other than their own.

wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. one of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

it is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. wooks are everything that you’ve been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.
hippie, wookie, wook, dirty hippie, college student
a real dirty hippie
man jimmy is wook
short for wookie. plural: wooks. the dirty, vagranty variety of hippy. almost always unemployed, following around jambands or festivals, and ripping people off. known more for their tactics than their beliefs (unlike the more respectable hippy).
that wook over there has been “borrowing” my veggie burgers all weekend.
a wook is someone who goes to music festivals or shows just to get f-cked up on as many drugs as they can. they care little to none about the music that is there and couldnt tell you who is good besides the headliners. a wook should be avoided at all costs.
that wook doesnt even listen to sts9, he’s just here to do the drugs…..
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hippie, dred head, bisco vamp, tour kid, will stroud.
d-mn that wook is eating cheese sandwiches with no shoes on.
shoes that are fake to the real brand.
fake jordans,fake bathingapes as of wooks

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