wooker
a clump of hair that has bunched up. mostly found in sinks, tr-mm-ng, or on the floor after tr-mm-ng or cutting hair. a soggy wooker is created when the wooker is wet. these are found in sinks and home water drains. the term sp-wns from the movie star wars in honor of the wookies. the term originates from speech in rural areas. much like how “son of a b-tch” became “som b-tch”.
i went into the bathroom after my mom and i found a soggy wooker the size of a small cat.
a person whose main function in life revolves around indiscriminate s-x esp. those known locally as the bar wh-r-.
every time i go to the bar in search of a fly chick to take home i end up waking up with a wooker in my bed instead.
one who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
also known in canada as diaper fisher.
wookie: rghababababaabababsarharababa raggle fraggle
person: f-cking wooker
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