wooksie
a word that douche bags say all the time for no reason. used excessively when drunk. hearing this word repeatedly will make you want to beat the sh-t of who ever is using it.
douche bag:oh hey what are you wooksies doing?
average guy:what the f-ck does wooksie mean you tool?
guy at party:this party is pretty tight.
douche bag: oh i’m definitely gettin some tonight…wooksie!
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